pugadise:


This pug failed to make friends and this shibe  failed to be nice to the new kid.

pugadise:

This pug failed to make friends and this shibe  failed to be nice to the new kid.

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

thecutestofthecute:

Great Danes are gentle giants.

summon-the-monster:

summon-the-monster:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

what the fuck is that stuff

summon-the-monster:

summon-the-monster:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

what the fuck is that stuff

agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

image

did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Dean Kalcoff.
@deankalcoff

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Dean Kalcoff.

@deankalcoff

thetygre:

Stygius, The Dreaded Demon Dragon by damie-m
When you see a fine ass woman..

hahalolshit:

dippednv8splash:

dippednv8splash:

yoshibruh:

When she says she loves video games..

When you find a girl like that, you never LEGO of her.

WHO IS DOING THIS

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

frostfiremage:

xaki:

ignoranthipster:

Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan

pretty sure thats not all disney

^